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Trash Demotivational Poster


Old Players -




Tomorrow -


TAGS: trash retirement
Rating: 4.89/5

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NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:11 am
Reminds me of a song: "Send me to glory in a Glad-bag... Don't waste a fancy coffin on my bones. Just put me out on the curb next Tuesday... and let the sanitation-local ferry me home!"
GaryO - May 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Luv this. Reminds me of my buddy climbing a cell tower and throwing a dummy off. His accomplice below popping outta the grass and waving. Kansas farmers thought that was pretty funny...sorta.


WHITE TRASH - Can usually be seen committing deviant acts near trailers




WHITE TRASH - An individual that may or may not be poor, but is monumentally ignorant and quite possibly stupid.


TAGS: redneck white trash gun trailer
Rating: 2.73/5

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P - March 25, 2009, 7:31 am
He's also VERY badly dressed, or is that normal for this particular part of your country?
Fatty - December 19, 2008, 4:44 pm
He's going to recycle those cans into a new house.
BuzzBomb - September 10, 2008, 5:09 pm
Going by the sign, I'd say he's Shed Trash as opposed to Trailer or White.
Agamemnon218 - August 22, 2008, 12:34 am
YES he does! lol
RnR - August 1, 2008, 3:38 pm
but he DOES recycle


CRIMINALS - Break the rules one stinking time and they never ever let you forget it


TAGS: criminals dogs trash funny
Rating: 4.39/5

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Zetmonk - December 30, 2011, 9:50 am
Look at the face! Poor guy. Lol.


BACK HAIR - Don't knock it. Nascar fan's use it!




TRAILER TRASH - THIS GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THOSE WORDS!


TAGS: trash trailer redneck
Rating: 2.6/5

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MO - May 24, 2009, 10:01 pm
Trailer trash? I'm not seeing it. The landscaping looks quite nice....not a piece of trash anywhere.
Scorpio7 - November 11, 2008, 1:02 pm
Here is the explanation, about where it is located: http://www.snopes.com/photos/architecture/redneck.asp
sman - October 4, 2008, 3:34 pm
where is this place? does anyone know where i can more info on it?
Charlie M - September 13, 2008, 10:07 pm
fuck u guys, where did you get this


DUMPSTER BABIES - They go into the BLUE bin. Not the Green one!


TAGS: babies children kids fetus trash garbage
Rating: 3.47/5

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Stuart - November 17, 2008, 1:26 pm
Whoever made this, You should be ashamed of yourself! This is just sick!
NY'er - November 11, 2008, 9:36 am
Blue Bin It!!


HILLBILLY CHRISTMAS - all you need now is a ham and som pop tarts


TAGS: hillbilly christmas ham trash cans pop tarts
Rating: 1.85/5

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Greeny - January 27, 2014, 8:05 pm
trololololo
PCV - January 27, 2014, 1:28 pm
A little proof reading wouldn't hurt either.
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 5:17 pm
or a college christmas
James - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
Amen!


SUPER MARIO BROS -


TAGS: mario nintendo fear and loathing anniversary trash is bored
Rating: 4.74/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 1:14 pm
It may be animated...but it's not "anime". Anime is a specific genre of animation, this is something else.
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 9:45 am
Oh my Nintendo days.
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 9:45 am
Oh my Nintendo days.
forseti - September 14, 2010, 9:21 am
An "animated" picture I like to see. Much better than other figures from Japan. 5 magic mushrooms from me ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 8:37 am
Anime? Thanks Aggy and Random.
forseti - September 14, 2010, 3:54 am
nice anime... :D
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:14 am
Touche!
MrRandom - September 14, 2010, 12:13 am
Chasing the same girl for 25 years will do that to you.
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:13 am
Sweet.


IRONY -


TAGS: one mans trash and pain
Rating: 4.64/5

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Verdeckt - May 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
"Perfectly good wife... Snapped her like a twig"


JERSEY GIRLS -


TAGS: jersey shore snooki tan trash
Rating: 4.55/5

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llamachurper - May 30, 2011, 4:54 pm
yes


SHITTY TATTOO -


TAGS: fail tattoo white trash epic fail
Rating: 2.29/5

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^^" - June 15, 2009, 4:48 am
He has very long nipples


GIMME -


TAGS: shovel white trash into an incinerator
Rating: 4.78/5

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motinet - October 25, 2011, 7:49 pm

LMAO!
alexsad - May 9, 2011, 2:57 pm
there us some body types that are not appropriate for sertain cloths... 5L
Iconoclast - August 19, 2010, 8:27 pm
Some people, male and female, reach a point in life where there is certain clothing that is no longer appropriate for their bodies. Instead of sexy, it is just laughable.


WHITE TRASH -


TAGS: white trash mower sled gerbils
Rating: 3.07/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:29 pm
LOL! She's got the earmuffs on to drown out the screams of the kids, once they slide under the mower when she stops.


TEXAS - Where the men are retards and the cows are very, very scared. Yup, weer that special! Hyuck!




NEW DADS - It takes a while to train them




UNICORNS - Helping white trash girls get tattooed since 1979.




CHILDREN'S BOOKS - Who would have that The TrashHeap was an author ?




PROOF - Without it you have nothing




PAPA OOO MOW MOW -


TAGS: trashmen surfing bird
Rating: 3.56/5

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lyulf0 - November 30, 2011, 5:27 am
Word.


A WELL A -


TAGS: trashmen
Rating: 4.67/5

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MOTIFAKE - Taking it to a new level


TAGS: motifake trash real
Rating: 4.25/5

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Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 7:35 pm
Ooooh, and the douchebaggery can commence. Well played mate. Well played.
Mosethyoth - January 1, 2010, 1:18 pm
Hey that looks like a tunnel to me. But it's a fancy one and I liked tunnels anyway.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 10:46 am

I think I will actually make and use this at work. My employees are one the edge of loosing the breakroom because of this. Maybe this will be my last warning for them before I shut it down
sickartist - January 1, 2010, 10:29 am
I see a new wave of anonymous pranks around my office


BRITNEY - She wishes she was like Benjamin Button


TAGS: britney trailor trash benjamin button wasted
Rating: 3.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 2:55 pm
2007: At least the carpet matched the drapes.
culos - February 7, 2010, 1:48 pm
I don't know, are there any scans around from before she was born?
Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:00 am
When do you think she was at her optimum?
Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
OMFG Nazi Grammar are comin' to get me!
Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
I's hit N° 2, 3, 4, 5, 9 and 13


FAMOUS MISQUOTATIONS - Nah, It's a Dry heat.


TAGS: hindenberg misquote thanks trash
Rating: 4.46/5

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Mongo - August 18, 2010, 2:47 pm
Amazing! Maybe we should have sold them the damn helium.
Iconoclast - August 18, 2010, 2:05 pm
I wonder whether those who didn't "get it" may be folks who have never heard the radio broadcast of the event. That is long-ago history and it seems that history is not a big subject in schools - now it is social studies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2010, 11:49 pm
zing!
pzykosiz - August 17, 2010, 11:47 pm
neither did the people on the blimp
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2010, 11:45 pm
Thanks Guys. I wasn't sure how it would go over.
ICEMAN - August 17, 2010, 11:14 pm
At least you didn't come up with 'a huge manatee'.
agdaniele - August 17, 2010, 9:46 pm
Unequaled 5L.
TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2010, 9:23 pm
Amsome. 5L
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:13 pm
I'm schvitzing over here! 5/5
Reality Lord - August 17, 2010, 9:07 pm

holy shit....awesomeness! how did this one not sweep 5L's??????
spacedog - August 17, 2010, 8:44 pm
Nice one Moo+.
MyAkGetsShitDone - August 17, 2010, 8:41 pm
OMFG fukn LMFAO


I REALLY... - ...did not need the sticker to tell me that.




TRASH - Giving a whole new meaning to the Good old sayings of "One Mans Trash Is Another Mans Treasure".




SELF RESPECT - What is lacking when Mommy and Daddy never really loved you.


TAGS: tatoo white trash bimbo redneck
Rating: 2.94/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 3:53 pm
Her shirt pretty much says it all...
Screamin Daemon - December 10, 2009, 12:17 pm
Nom nom nom. Pretty girl. Love the ink. Does anybody have her name?
Big Al Lewis - October 7, 2009, 1:47 pm
I would like to leave a tat of the Hawaiian Islands on her back!
CANADA - July 3, 2009, 2:36 pm
not for me! I work in an office and i got both arms in 3/4 sleeves
lunchmeat5000 - July 2, 2009, 11:06 pm
Too many tats for my taste, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed. She's still hot.
CANADA - July 2, 2009, 12:12 pm
thats awesome,individuality and smokin hot!
rerun - June 21, 2009, 10:47 am

the girl or get the tats?
firefly - June 21, 2009, 10:17 am
I'd do that


MANLINESS - You got it like me?


TAGS: trash 70 s
Rating: 2.93/5

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Zcorrecttheory - October 11, 2011, 5:55 pm
A rich husband who photographs poor people for money. Its from one of my favorite movies.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 11, 2011, 3:48 pm
Holy crap! What IS that?


INNOVATION - Sometimes an Innovation Can Benefit Society, Others Give Other Societies a Reason to Ridicule us.


TAGS: alcohol electricity stupidity beer white trash
Rating: 2.22/5

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Elwood - November 18, 2008, 8:56 pm
George is right. Those dudes are in no danger, whatsoever.
George - April 6, 2008, 4:25 pm
This one always pisses me off, if it hit the water it would blow the breaker. Its not dangerous.


CRANK - Speed for trailer trash


TAGS: crank trailer trash could be your mom too
Rating: 2.15/5

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Me_ - April 7, 2010, 1:43 pm
They should legalize it all and thin the gene pool


RELAX - it aint true, it is just an upturned trashcan


TAGS: dalek drwho who trashcan dustbin
Rating: 1.53/5

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crash.. - July 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
watch doctor who for five minutes, and you will know the annoyance of the daleks.
.... - March 8, 2009, 10:42 pm
i don't even know what the fuck that is
.... - December 29, 2008, 5:20 pm
looks like a penis
Alexiel - August 2, 2008, 1:52 pm
that was unnecessary and NOT funny...


GOING GREEN -


TAGS: going green plastic trash
Rating: 4.59/5

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steph1 - February 3, 2011, 11:49 am
sorry, i counted the twins as just one ;-)
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:52 am
I see three pieces of plastic trash.


HEY! - I FOUND A QUARTER...




GREEN MEANS GO - that's all TTH needed to hear




PRINCE OF DARKNESS -


TAGS: kitty combat wwf style trash talk
Rating: 2.83/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 11:10 pm
LOL... all it's missing is a Slim Jim pitch!


PARTIES - It's amazing what you find in the trash the next morning !


TAGS: party trash morning alcohol amaze bottle
Rating: 2.75/5

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CANADA - July 30, 2009, 4:20 pm
haha not quite. i wasnt no late blommer
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 4:18 pm
That's how he lost his virginity.
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 3:31 pm
every house party i have during university there are like ten of these passed out around my house/yard in the morning


HOODIES - it doesn't matter that you are a MENSA member, wearing this still makes you look like trash


TAGS: trash hoodies mensa ellen muth death like me rnr
Rating: 1.85/5

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HtD - March 8, 2009, 10:40 pm
Damn you, Motifake! You lied. Telling me to wait a few seconds then post again.
HtD - March 8, 2009, 10:39 pm
People wearing hoodies. This might be one of the oddest pet peeves I've seen in a while.
HtD - March 8, 2009, 10:39 pm
People wearing hoodies. This might be one of the oddest pet peeves I've seen in a while.
Silvermist - March 8, 2009, 10:24 pm
I think she's hott... I wonder what your dump looks like....
jimfromtx - August 19, 2008, 2:15 am
Trash? Nah, with that look on her face, she looks kinda evil. But still definitely hot.
TigerKid - August 8, 2008, 1:24 am
I think she looks kinda bad-ass with that on.
laura - August 8, 2008, 12:22 am
its a cloak not a hoodie


EXAGGERATION -


TAGS: a tribute to trash cubby
Rating: 4.82/5

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Cubbybear - August 18, 2010, 10:13 am
Like a true wingman, I'll take the rejects
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 8:49 am
Sure 1 woman talks, 20 women listen, I wind up with a line-up at my front door.
Cubbybear - August 18, 2010, 1:35 am
She looks like a bragger to me...LOL
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 12:10 am
Oh she felt it. But she would never take the stupid risk of telling her friends. Hmmmm Trashpile?


TTH - Telling it like it is All over the Internets


TAGS: trash
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:24 pm

ahahahahahahahahahahah.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 3:06 pm
Testy cow is not amused.
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 3:59 pm
Only if she showers first and asks nicely!
Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
Yep i can, i know what i said. thats why i said it. ROR!
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 3:57 pm
No! I'm a pussy! Can't you read?
Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 3:48 pm
TTH ur such an ahole! ROR! Nice one airman!
Claire - June 25, 2010, 3:44 pm
That's great.
Airman - June 25, 2010, 2:55 pm
tee hee
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 2:44 pm
Awesome Airman! 5L for sure. (Nick has funny smelling breath)


AHOY FAILURE! -


TAGS: the ocean floor is littered with trash
Rating: 4.64/5

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SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 8:47 pm
A demotivating demotivator. How refre5hing!
Sean - July 28, 2011, 6:54 pm
*Let's (I'm so lame.)
Sean - July 28, 2011, 6:52 pm
Let have a moment of silence for His Tooliness, the Heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2011, 4:36 pm
Since making this poster the guy who created it has gotten married and bought a house, I'd say his ship has arrived.....sadly, he's still a tool. (cheers Trash)
rnbw00 - July 28, 2011, 3:47 pm
Some day my ship will come in, but with my luck, I'll be at the airport.
spacedog - May 1, 2010, 9:19 pm
Excellent Trash, 5Ls.
Sparrowgirl - May 1, 2010, 5:31 pm
Love it!!
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:09 pm
So, she goes down? 5L
Faceplant31 - May 1, 2010, 1:01 am
Nice! 5 sunken lions for you!


ANTI GLAMOUR -




SEEKING ASYLUM -


TAGS: quaids trash moooooo cubby canada
Rating: 4.36/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 23, 2010, 11:15 pm
Just read the news story. Whatever they are on I want some or maybe not.
rerun - October 23, 2010, 4:56 pm

there goes another retirement plan....
TheTrashHeap - October 23, 2010, 1:37 pm
I'm game but only if I get to live in your state Cubby!!!
Cubbybear - October 23, 2010, 12:40 pm
The Quaids have a warrant out on them for not showing up for court on vandalism charges. They are appealing to Canada for asylum.
Cloudchaser - October 23, 2010, 4:04 am
Quaid needs to get his @$$ to Mars and start the reactor
MO - October 23, 2010, 1:22 am
Shitter's full!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:18 am
What the hell happened to Randy?.....and No, I'm not moving to the US.


THE EARLY YEARS -


TAGS: tribute trash tth tailchaser
Rating: 4.21/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 12:30 am
Awesome! thanks space!
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 12:08 am
Heh, heh, heh. You made me laugh. 5
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:48 pm
5L - He could've been playing with tail, barking at his bone, and chasing strangers.


A TOAST -


TAGS: trashette just loved this one
Rating: 4.15/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 7:43 pm
5 bullet hole smiley faces....i don't expect anyone but TTH to get that reference.
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 6:08 pm
Beatiful!


THE CREW -


TAGS: crew patricia monkey mwlf logic mooooooooooooooooooo thetrashheap cubby rerun spacedog tth random mo spacedog bone culos dre gil haar mrrandom rerun sean
Rating: 4.11/5

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rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:18 pm

nooooo, that is my pet name for you....
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:18 pm
LMAO Grey!
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:17 pm
Other account? Oh.... Israel of Rose?
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 11:17 pm
I'm sure she apprecaites logging on a s Dr Feelgood CrotchKisser
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:15 pm

nope, glitch in the code. easier to delete than fix. gave her the "other" account to use.
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:12 pm
What? Clashing with new love interests?
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:12 pm

sadly, cotton candy had to be deleted.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 11:10 pm
cotton candy!
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:09 pm
Grilled cheese!
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:08 pm

there have been several people I think are women join lately
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 11:06 pm
I get what you're saying Claire but...Wait a minute....Wheres my Sammich?..I told you No commenting until after you're done serving the Mods. Go to your Kitchen and think about what you've done!
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:05 pm
You're the first one who didn't declare being gay, too... and look who is THE girl! You!
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:04 pm
Claire... as we've learned, there are a lot less than first thought.
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:03 pm
You just have to re-define what constitutes gay... then, presto! No gay motifakers! Just bonding!
Claire - November 26, 2010, 11:02 pm
We make woman jokes all the time and there's been a few of us, though...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 10:59 pm
@Grey....We [email protected] Claire...It's probably because of some of the jokes we make....Sorry Gay people!
Claire - November 26, 2010, 10:57 pm
I've often wondered that myself... We really don't have any gay members.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 10:57 pm
we got a couple french canadians, does that count?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 10:54 pm
I wonder why there are no openly Gay Motifakers? (FIL's don't count)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 10:52 pm
Sometimes I wonder about you Aggy. I'm pretty sure the rest of the Crew like women...except Claire.
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:48 pm
You make it sound like it isn't.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 10:46 pm
You make us sound kinda ghey when you say it like that Aggy.
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:40 pm
This is the hard-core crew. The monkey is but a symbol.
rerun - November 26, 2010, 10:38 pm

patricias monkey
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:35 pm
monkey? was there another monkey flinging poo here before my time?
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 8:09 am
As far as the anonymous motifakes... we're told it's an isolated glitch that's being looked at.
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 8:08 am
That's why they brew a different Guinness in Canada... can't hang!
BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 6:08 am
Back at ya (In a manly way)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:40 am
We police our neighbors...ICEMAN not welcome.....sorry man, you've been blacklisted...
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:30 am
What? They don't make you do that in Canadia? What a country.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:29 am
They make you guys register every day now eh?......good for them.....
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:27 am
Oh well. Believe it or not I have to wake up fairly early on the morrow. Take it easy Mooooooooooooooooo.
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:24 am
I'm not that easy. Keep shopping.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:23 am
I can't believe they censored Cleavage......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:22 am
I'm kinda into yer cleavage though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:22 am
ICEMAN....king of the double entrendre and the "look what I found" fake.......your words mean nothing to me...
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:12 am
You held your own what? Eh, never mind. And Aggy will not be happy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:07 am
I held my own....and I can still type.......I poured the Guinness in the commode (pics on request)
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:03 am
Didya' win Moooooooooooooo?
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 1:16 am
Hey Aggy! What's up with the 'Man With No Name" doing all these posters lately???
rerun - July 19, 2010, 1:59 am

was going for an old Waltons joke (remember them?) Anyway, g-night Aggy and any crew who may be here or will behere before the night os over
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 1:57 am
Goodnight, runboy.
rerun - July 19, 2010, 1:55 am

Goodnight Johnboy
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 8:12 pm
Hmmm, wonder why? Ya think it has anything to do with that smelly ass van?
Chompers - March 27, 2010, 7:52 pm
I feel so unloved
Claire - March 27, 2010, 7:12 pm
I've tried. Believe me, I've tried.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
I think forcing someone to read all the comments at Pats would be classified as cruel and unusual punishment....so yeah, I'm all for it. 5L
BoneCD - March 27, 2010, 11:55 am
@Trash...LMAO
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 9:48 am
What Irish whiskey causes Mooooooooooooooooooo to rant about Mexican Americans? How many Guinness does it take to noticeably impair Aggy's typing skills? What is a BoneCD and will it play on my DIVX player? What do you think guys?
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 9:44 am
Maybe all noobs should be required to read the pats place comments all the way through as an initiation. Then we could quiz them with questions like, What missile launching douchebag first referred to the pats place family as a clique?
gil - March 27, 2010, 9:36 am
wow. Quite a group to be listed with. very pleasant surprise
BoneCD - March 27, 2010, 8:41 am
*pssst* Keep one eye closed...it just works better.
BoneCD - March 27, 2010, 8:40 am
LOL...back at ya!
rerun - March 27, 2010, 6:45 am

Damn, I must be good crew or true to my name....I am listed twice.
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 1:50 am
Aggy, you need to get yourself a nice little kegerator set up to pour the "CASCADE". Let me know if you need coaching on that.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:39 am
I envy that. Wish it worked for me.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 1:36 am
I've had about a dozen bowls in the last 2 hours and I'm not lookin for slack Iceman! XD
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:35 am
Unless you're female... and REALLY shouldn't drink.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:34 am
[email protected]! I got myself another 12... so, I'm widgeted to.... well, here. 14 now. Guinness is expensive. Kids, don't try this at home.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:32 am
You deserve no less, my man!
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 1:29 am
Cut him some slack Heap. He has been nitrogenized tonight.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 1:24 am
And thanks for putting me on the list..... Twice!
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 1:23 am
Nice one Aggy. You drunken wop. 5L
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:39 am
That can't be healthy. KUDOS!
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 12:38 am
Well alrighty then... I had four pints of a nice IPA earlier & now I'm working my way into a slathering of Black Russians. ;)
spacedog - March 27, 2010, 12:25 am
Not at all, feel free to brag.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:21 am
My bad.
spacedog - March 27, 2010, 12:18 am
Heh, I'm only on my fourth, and my wife wants to sleep.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:14 am
I'm 12 into it. Nervous, actually... the kid still wants to visit!
spacedog - March 27, 2010, 12:10 am
Ha! You must be a few cans of dark nectar ahead of me Aggy. Cheers!
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:09 am
WOOT is sooooo overused, I doubt the users know what it actually means (yes, I used to hack)
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 12:08 am
Well then, as CANADA has been known to say... WOOT!!!
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:06 am
Trade with the crew and show ability to give half as good as you can take. That simple, and that complicated.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:05 am
Greybeard has prestige. This is, much like the SAGE greybeard status of old, an earned status... by opinion, not numbers.
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 12:02 am
So is this a new classification? The Greybeard Crew
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:01 am
You were skirting TIMMY status, but proved yourself Crew by taking equal crap.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 11:59 pm
C'mon, daddy day-care.... bring it, or invent a better Q-Tip!
ICEMAN - March 26, 2010, 11:58 pm
As an afterthought, but I'll take what I can get. Thanks Aggy. 5 nitrogenized pints of deliciousness.
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 11:48 pm
Ouch. 5Ls, but ouch.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 11:46 pm
And ICEMAN is now Crew.


PAT'S PLACE -


TAGS: anyone seen thetrashheap around
Rating: 3.52/5

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aesop's folly - November 18, 2009, 9:09 am
SMACK SMACK! OI!
CANADA - October 30, 2009, 3:56 pm
so are the half price, or do they only solve half the problem?


THE TRASH HEAP - Making Canada Look Good. Because who the hell thinks Michael J Fox cares about Canada?


TAGS: trash tribute canada good cubby
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2010, 3:03 am
It is ice.......Shaken, not stirred!
Cubbybear - June 28, 2010, 1:15 am
It's actually a log for a record company...Insane Clown posse is their major artist
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 12:29 am
This isn't a 007 joke is it Mooooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 11:55 pm
How does Micheal j Fox like his Martinis?
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 11:21 pm
Th-th-th-thanks C-c-c-cubby!
Cubbybear - June 27, 2010, 11:19 pm
Still...a better rep than MJFox.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 11:10 pm
So?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:30 pm
No he doesn't. He urinates in the potted plants and steals everything out of the mini-bar. 5L


THIS IS.... - where ALL motifakers come from!


TAGS: trash
Rating: 2.92/5

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GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 7:05 pm
Rack 'em, Stack 'em, and Pack 'em. Cat houses ain't what they used to be
rerun - February 3, 2010, 5:58 pm

JB Weld cause I live in tornado alley
R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 5:55 pm
JB Weld FTW! That sh!t will hold anything together!
rerun - February 3, 2010, 5:53 pm

I life in a shack made entirely of used toothpicks, popsicle sticks and JB Weld.
R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 5:50 pm
FAIL!!! I live in a DOUBLEWIDE thank you very much!


EDUCATION -




BLASPHEMY - It's a victimless crime.




WHITE TRASH - This house in just too much, i need a trailer


TAGS: trash
Rating: 1.74/5

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TheSarge - June 16, 2009, 4:00 am
house made of cinderblocks is just as bad.


GOT MILK? -


TAGS: funny trash redneck
Rating: 1.58/5

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Resident - July 29, 2009, 3:42 pm
This is a house in our neighborhood - most definitely NOT our house.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 12:25 am
I'm only the trashheap on the inside MO. My yard is pristine!
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:15 pm
Trash? Su casa? Sorry my Canukien isn't very good...Es des u'r place?


VERSATILITY -




LITTER -


TAGS: bud light trash garbage beer
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 12:36 pm
Yes, exactly! I get more of a buzz on one can of Paps Blue Ribbon, than on six pack of of any Bud.
Bolverk3778 - September 2, 2013, 4:43 am
No the question is 'What the hell is Bud Light?' and is it 'Weaker than tap water?'


in the darkness -




SPRINGTIME IN CANADA -


TAGS: photo courtesy of trashette march 6 2010
Rating: 4.28/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 8:13 pm
She's a bitch Grey. XD Thanks!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 7:12 pm
ps, love your new avatar. that is one handsome boy, I don't care what Mooo+ says
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 7:09 pm
Sorry, My bad!, didn't know mastiffs were jugglers, I thought they were only juggie lovers..;)
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 7:06 pm
Whoa whoa grey... easy on the "Mrs" stuff! Boy oh boy if Mrs Heap ever found out about Trashette....XD
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:40 pm
It's a great pic!! Props to Mrs Trashette!!
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 6:29 pm
BTW the pic was taken yesterday in my backyard.
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 6:28 pm
Anyone else having issues or does GS need to get his eyes tested?
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:26 pm
nice picture, but I can't read the font type. 4L
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:12 pm

Nice TTH, and Trashette is good with a camera (NO, I don't care to see those "other" pictures)


Big hair -




STANDING GUARD -




THE MAN -


TAGS: tth the trash heap thetrashheap canadian
Rating: 4.13/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 9:30 am
Me and my bitches! 5 milkbones! And thanks Aggy!
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 2:31 am
Looks like one of the pack left a gift in his back yard. 5 steaming piles.


EBP -


TAGS: trash cycle beginning stripper poledance
Rating: 4.13/5

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mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:19 am
She'll always be able to pay the rent! lol!
observingthisplanet - January 25, 2014, 5:45 pm
That is so wrong.


TRASH HEAP THE WISE -


TAGS: trash heap roast taught lol
Rating: 4.08/5

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Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:29 am
hahaha
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:16 pm
The wisest words often come from the wisest ass. 5L


CREATIVITY - Where one would find a heap of trash Another will find a treasure




MWLF -


TAGS: young mwlf taking out the trash
Rating: 4/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 12:45 am
This made me smile. Of course, none of it's true. (shifts eyes back and forth quickly) hehe hehe, he...
Faceplant31 - February 5, 2010, 6:57 pm
FUKC YEA JAKE!!!!


Traffic Hazards -




THE TRASH HEAP - Love Is What You Make It Just Ask The Trash Heap


TAGS: trash
Rating: 3.77/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 28, 2010, 9:53 pm
And so does Trashette.
TheTrashHeap - February 28, 2010, 9:53 pm
Love it Rerun. 5L
MrBlack - February 28, 2010, 8:45 pm
I've seen quite a bit of art like that. Includin one that made the Silhouette of a voluptuous woman posin.


SPRINTER WONDERLAND -


TAGS: dec 1 im dreaming of a white trash christmas
Rating: 3.75/5

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CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:51 pm
Sweet,sweet heaven! 5 lions
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 9:34 am
5 tanks of nitromethane!!. now if we could just get some pics of Ashley Force.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 2:25 am
It's what I specialize in.... thanks!!!
ICEMAN - December 6, 2009, 2:22 am
Okay, EXTREMELY obscure but still cool.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 2:19 am
Cap'n and coke rocks!!! It's like buzzy vanilla coke! Drag racing lights are oft called christmas trees. The caption is a christmas prayer... with parts changed to fit the ummmm.... drag racing community.
ICEMAN - December 6, 2009, 2:16 am
Help me out Aggy. I'm sure it's the multudinous Captain & Cokes tonight but I don't get it. Judgement being reserved. No need to respond to a drunken fool. Heh, heh.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 12:06 am
I'm listening.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 12:05 am
hey, i didn't say it was my only comment, I can still do more
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 12:04 am
If that's the best compliment you can dole out, then we have a problem.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am
I'll give you 4L, next time make the text shorter. No one wants to read a huge wall of text
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:28 pm
Tha's a mitey nice tree Jethro. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
Aggy FTW!!!!!! 5 beer guzzling, cousin fucking, lawnmower racing Lions!


ONE NIGHT AFTER A POKER GAME -


TAGS: mooooooooooooooooooo and thetrasheap thought it was a bunny
Rating: 3.38/5

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spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:22 pm
Nice.
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 4:22 pm
XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 4:18 pm
No...Just another crazy Canadian.................www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ERDL0BxRXQ
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 4:05 pm
we're not talkin' the Red/Green show are we?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 4:00 pm
Tom Green does a decent rendition of Moose CPR.
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 3:43 pm
I've never seen Moose CPR there Mooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 3:28 pm
If I put Jamesons in the bong....technically I'm doing both at the same time.....5


DOUBLE MEANINGS - Honey, I'm going fishing and I'm not coming home until I catch something


TAGS: fishing trash bangladesh
Rating: 3.11/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:08 pm
Pilot test of Obama care.
Ding - January 26, 2011, 12:58 pm
I think dysentry is favourable to what else she might find in there...
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 12:31 pm
Like a bit of dysentery?


BEER - It's like sea sick in a bottle...




THETRASHHEAP -


TAGS: thetrashheap champion and thanks for comments
Rating: 2.88/5

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CANADA - August 18, 2009, 8:31 am
HO-RAH!
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 11:40 pm
Uh... I would say something the same. But not like that.
TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2009, 10:59 pm
Hey thanks Mr Ronsart! I try my best. If only I put the same effort into poster making as I put into arguing with timmies, I might be a fraction of the contributor you are.
MrRandom - August 17, 2009, 10:47 pm
Horah for Canada?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 10:36 pm
5 lions....I'm jealous.


WE WISH YOU - A white trash christmas!


TAGS: white trash christmas
Rating: 2.85/5

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rerun - December 9, 2009, 5:30 pm

I like it, I think the topper might be a milk carton.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 4:59 pm
A bottle of Everclear as the angel?


GARY THE NO TRASH COUGAR - Preventing landfills one school at a time




THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD - Look at the freaky white trash that just moved in next door ...


TAGS: freaky white trash neighbors
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - June 16, 2011, 8:52 pm
But that kid's got skills!


THIS MOVIE... - IS FUNNIER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!


TAGS: mo fatt matt logicdude agdaniele buzzbomb canada sean mooooooooooooooooooo thetrashheap
Rating: 1.68/5

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MustyK - January 25, 2010, 11:38 pm
Motifake - isn't it supposed to be all about Love & Respect of others ??
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:37 pm
I'll be here all week folks...I've got a million of'em! Take my wife...please!
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:36 pm
Ohhh..... That was cheap. :)
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:35 pm
Maybe because raisins don't cause them to crap themselves over there?
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:34 pm
I was just on Naughtyfake, and I see that Danny is a regular there... I'm sad that he abandoned Motifake... How could he??
MO - August 8, 2009, 11:30 pm
Alrighty then, I wanna be....oh, lemme see.....Batman!!
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:26 pm
English is his first language..? Wow.
Nik - August 8, 2009, 11:23 pm
I know what you're saying. But for one thing he said English WAS his first language (but that he was getting it mixed up with other ones), & for another thing he needs to read previous comments to know what he's talking about.
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:23 pm
Holy shit. Is THAT where he is? ...DAMMIT.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:22 pm
Sorry MO - Culos has the Indy J title already...of course since he now lives full-time on Naughtyfake...maybe it IS up for grabs?
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:20 pm
I don't think English is his first language. At least he's not commenting on every poster he comes across now.
Nik - August 8, 2009, 11:17 pm
Yeah...I'm gonna have to take the bait on this one. WTF are you talking about Woody? Seriously...?!
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:17 pm
You're doing much better with your comments, Woody.
Woodywood03a - August 8, 2009, 11:12 pm
I saw it and it is dumb as hell man. I wonder if I see better shows in a snail moveing. Yeah, I can watch paint drying and it can't be much bad then this shit here.
MO - August 8, 2009, 11:09 pm
The hun I'm talking aboot is afoot. Just watching........the bait may be too much to resist....woody just popped in. Oh boy....looks like feeding time....
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 11:02 pm
Oh, *those* Huns. Yeah, 'bout that...
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 11:01 pm
Huns? Pah. Late-comers to the pillaging scene. So 1300s.
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:59 pm
All I know is, I wanna be Indiana Jones! So I can whup ass!!!
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:55 pm
Hun? Let'er rip!
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 10:55 pm
It's the internet, kinda hard to take it *too* seriously. But there's an edge here I've not felt before. Shell-shock? We're ready to shoot first regardless of IFF? Hmmm.
TheTrashHeap - August 8, 2009, 10:50 pm
well what? I am getting used to people hating on this community
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:10 pm
well?
TheTrashHeap - August 8, 2009, 9:52 pm
Only morons post anonymous posters.
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 7:37 pm
This is like getting the Turtle Wax prize on Price Is Right!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
that makes me a Non-FunnyBone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 5:10 pm
none=bone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 5:10 pm
It probably is little Mikey, I guess his feelings are still hurt. You're funny none...heh,heh funnybone.......
MO - August 8, 2009, 5:07 pm
Let me clarify my last.....NOT the only ones....just the most vocal I guess. I'm off for that BFCN! Later taders....
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 5:06 pm
Wait that means I'm not funny...
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 5:03 pm
I'm loved...he likes me! My name was left out. Kisses Mr. Anonymous *gotta get out of my beach outfit and put some man clothes back on*
MO - August 8, 2009, 5:00 pm
That's funny cause most of the peeps on here are just about the only ones who have the funny. This guy probably got his ass hat put on backwards by one of youz and couldn't take it.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wow. Even more of a punk bitch than a Timmy.
MO - August 8, 2009, 4:55 pm
I'm gonna have to go with....pisshead...whatchoo think Mooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:41 pm
At least have the balls to post this with your name on it you anonymous loser.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:40 pm
WTF? no lions.


SPECIES WHITE TRASH - Found often in the depths of cheesy cruise pictures.




THE BLUE BUTTERFLY - Lately more commonly seen as Trash Stamp




You can do it -


TAGS: invigorate oscar trash garbage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

GaryO - October 23, 2015, 5:12 am
Ohhhh, yeaaah.
mizzdizz - October 22, 2015, 10:42 pm
AWESOMENESS!!!!!! Nice redo on "success comes in cans, failure comes in can'ts". Very, very true! 5L!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 22, 2015, 3:58 pm
Aw5ome way of looking at it!
concern3 - October 22, 2015, 7:25 am
Fantastic, a 5er


Atheism @ Work -




WOW! -


TAGS: women trash walmart models poor
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - March 18, 2016, 10:13 am
WOW!
mizzdizz - March 17, 2016, 11:33 pm
Push---W. O. W.--hahahahaha! I have been blessed with a 'Walmart' budget. This isn't the biggest chick dressed in stretch fabric that I've seen. There are people at my local Walmart that challenge the maximum weight carrying capacity of a Humvee!!!! LOL^!


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